
. Mister Zipper stands behind every word!!
So does Zippy.
Mister Zipper really didn’t have much of a social conscience but for some reason he was overcome by a sense of duty. What is the sense of having a name like Mister Zipper if you cannot be counted on to solve the world’s zipper crisis? Thus, the Mister Zipper zipper was born.
Zippy is Misterzipper.com's director of security. Zippy is just her stage name. Her real name is Maxine. Rose Maxine has eaten three mailmen, one Orkin man and one of the Back Street Boys.
